An easy way to make a MILLION dollars
Are you hoping to quit your job and become a megamillionaire?
If so, I have the PERFECT opportunity for you.
I have come up with, bar none, the biggest idea that will ever hit pole dancing. Let me explain.
I am a big fan of drops and tumbles (oh my!) so I am often trying to figure out how to work on new combos without beaning myself in the head with the pole or the floor, or slamming my body into the pole accidentally as I’m perfecting something. Recently, I realized that the one thing that pole dancing is missing, is something that has been accessible to secret agents and rock climbers for YEARS.
The picture up there should have given you a hint: we need someone to build an anti-gravity floating harness! We could mount it to the ceiling and figure out a way to rig the belt so that you can twist in it without getting tangled on the wires.
Imagine the possibilities: Remember how hard it was to invert in the beginning? This harness would be able to take varied amounts of weight off your poor arms and core, so that you can work on strengthening in stages. Working on your shoulder mount? Let this help you by taking some of the load! Working on the knee hold? You no longer need to bruise the knees over and over again, let this help you get used to the pressure! That crazy new combo that you’ve figured out in your head? See if you can make it a reality! No longer do you need to wait for that special spotter that you trust to be available. You can just use this rig!
Genius, right? The other option is to figure out a fluid that you can breathe in, and that will support just enough of your weight to make you floatier, and then figure out a way to get people in the fluid to pole and make sure that it doesn’t make the pole too slippery. Maybe a special catsuit would add friction so you could be immersed and still pole. But that idea seems slightly more complicated. Just a little.
Well, it was worth a try. And because it’s too cute NOT to include, I must end the entry now with a little mouse who I found when I was searching for Mission Impossible pictures.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Monday’s post: Sweaty Hands, Part 2…